WHY IS THIS WOMAN SMILING???

Because it's time for the long-awaited
Happy D Ranch Worm Farm August Promotion

We're celebrating our successful move to our new server and you get the prizes!


For the month of August, we are running 2 promotions simultaneously:

#1
Our Customer Appreciation Special

THE FIRST 1O PEOPLE TO ORDER ONE OF OUR SPECIALLY-PRICED CAN-O-WORMS SPECIALS WILL RECEIVE A FREE HAPPY D RANCH WORM FARM MUG (AN $8.75 value).

    Vice-President Al Gore says:

"If ya order 2 Specials you get 2 free mugs!"


#2
Our "Make A Friend" Special

IF YOU PURCHASE A CAN-O-WORMS SPECIAL DURING THE MONTH OF AUGUST, YOU WILL BE ELIGIBLE FOR OUR PRIZE DRAWING FOR A FIRST TIME VERMICOMPOSTER'S SPECIAL (A $130 value). THE SPECIAL WILL BE MAILED TO THE PERSON OF YOUR CHOICE. WHAT A GREAT WAY TO MAKE A FRIEND!

    Monica Lewinsky says:

"If I had only done this for Bill he wouldn't be in the trouble he's in"














The Make-A-Friend Special is void where prohibited by law. No purchase required. To be eligible without purchase send us a postcard with your friend's name and why you think they deserve to receive a free First Time Vermicomposter's Special.




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