I COULD BE COMING TO YOUR HOME
AND I'VE GOT WORMS!
It's time for the long-awaited
Happy D Ranch Worm Farm August Promotion
We're celebrating our successful move to our new server and you get the prizes!
For the month of August, we are running 2 promotions simultaneously:
Our Customer Appreciation Special
THE FIRST 1O PEOPLE TO ORDER ONE OF OUR SPECIALLY-PRICED CAN-O-WORMS SPECIALS WILL RECEIVE
A FREE HAPPY D RANCH WORM FARM MUG (AN $8.75 value).
Vice-President Al Gore says:
"If ya order 2 Specials ya get 2 free mugs!"
Our "Make A Friend" Special
IF YOU PURCHASE ANY CAN-O-WORMS SPECIAL DURING THE MONTH OF AUGUST, YOUR NAME WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE
ENTERED IN OUR "MAKE A FRIEND" DRAWING FOR VALUABLE PRIZES:
GRAND PRIZE (1):  A FIRST TIME VERMICOMPOSTER'S SPECIAL (A $130 value). THIS PRIZE WILL BE MAILED TO THE
PERSON OF YOUR CHOOSING.  WHAT A GREAT WAY TO MAKE A FRIEND!
1st PRIZE (1):  TWO POUNDS OF REDWORMS
2ND PRIZE (25):  A COPY OF "EXPLORING PROFITS IN WORMFARMING"
Monica Lewinsky says:
"If I had only got a Can-O-Worms for Bill he wouldn't be in the trouble he's in"
The Make-A-Friend Special is void where prohibited by law. No purchase required. To be eligible without purchase send
us a postcard with your friend's name, address, phone number , and email address and a short description as to why you think they deserve to
receive a free First Time Vermicomposter's Special.