I COULD BE COMING TO YOUR HOME
AND I'VE GOT WORMS!

It's time for the long-awaited
Happy D Ranch Worm Farm August Promotion

We're celebrating our successful move to our new server and you get the prizes!


For the month of August, we are running 2 promotions simultaneously:

#1
Our Customer Appreciation Special

THE FIRST 1O PEOPLE TO ORDER ONE OF OUR SPECIALLY-PRICED CAN-O-WORMS SPECIALS WILL RECEIVE A FREE HAPPY D RANCH WORM FARM MUG (AN $8.75 value).

    Vice-President Al Gore says:

"If ya order 2 Specials ya get 2 free mugs!"


#2
Our "Make A Friend" Special

IF YOU PURCHASE ANY CAN-O-WORMS SPECIAL DURING THE MONTH OF AUGUST, YOUR NAME WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE ENTERED IN OUR "MAKE A FRIEND" DRAWING FOR VALUABLE PRIZES:

GRAND PRIZE (1):  A FIRST TIME VERMICOMPOSTER'S SPECIAL (A $130 value). THIS PRIZE WILL BE MAILED TO THE PERSON OF YOUR CHOOSING.  WHAT A GREAT WAY TO MAKE A FRIEND!

1st PRIZE (1):  TWO POUNDS OF REDWORMS

2ND PRIZE (25):  A COPY OF "EXPLORING PROFITS IN WORMFARMING"

    Monica Lewinsky says:

"If I had only got a Can-O-Worms for Bill he wouldn't be in the trouble he's in"














The Make-A-Friend Special is void where prohibited by law. No purchase required. To be eligible without purchase send us a postcard with your friend's name, address, phone number , and email address and a short description as to why you think they deserve to receive a free First Time Vermicomposter's Special.




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