'Twas the night before Christmas,
When Santa did learn,
What you wanted for Christmas
Was a box full of worms.
The elves couldn't help him,
So he scoured the Net,
And found Mr. Ken's site,
But he wasn't done yet!
Reviewing the prices and options all ways,
He found a worm grower to stock up his sleigh.
With them placed under the tree,
With the moisture just right,
He cried, "Merry Christmas to all,
And to all a good night".